FUNNY FACTS ABOUT WOMEN

I f you think that men and women are similar, you may have to thick twice because you be wrong. My psychoanalysis professor likes to joke that we are absolutely different species. Maybe it’s a joke, but it’s really not far from reality.

Here are fifteen (15) fun facts about women. I hope you’ll find something that will amuse you and maybe something about yourself.

1)      It’s okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don’t see straight men dancing together.

2)      The first naked man women see is ‘Ken’.

3)      some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

4)      It’s cool to be a daddy’s girl. It’s sad to be a mommy’s boy.

5)      Women can have partners that are years younger without being called dirty old perverts.

6)      Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility.

7)      When a woman answers, “I’m fine, ” after a
few seconds, she is not fine.

8)      The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

9)      According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during s*x than men.

10)  Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’

11)  A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.

12)  It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

13)  Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘Is that girl good looking?’

14)  The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

15)  S*x is more physical for men and more emotional for women.